A little bit scary dontchya think?
Or maybe that's just me. I suppose I should seek solace in the fact that, were I to have a breakout [probable] or bad hair day [even more so] I could don this wide-brimmed wonder and be free to roam the streets/shopping centre/supermarket without encouraging any unwanted attention.
And then I'd remember that actually, with this gigantic flying saucer of a hat upon my head, I'll probably end up warranting a fair few odd looks, each conveying a spirit of "is it a bird, is it a plane" with great curiosity I'm sure.
The day I chose to wear this outfit was delightfully sunny, chilly but still and basically the perfect weather to wear such a thing without worrying about it blowing off in the wind or getting drenched in a torrent. Because, for any non-British readers, here in England July likes to surprise us with random and pretty aggressive downpours. Seriously.
Unfortunately, my over-thinking led me to quickly snap it from my head before leaving the house anyway, in a fleeting spurt of dignity. Or maybe it was stupidity, I mean, who doesn't enjoy the odd spaceship shaped accessory every now and then?